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Randy

Gender: Male

Location: Huntington Beach

Relationship: Divorced

Orientation: Straight

Children: Don't Know

Body Type: Athletic

Height: 6'2"

Ethnicity: White / Caucasian

About Me:

Many of you probably know me through my highly regarded bowling institute; Randy's Bowling Clinic. I spent 1.5 years as a professional athlete but was forced to retire after I developed a rare form of turf toe. A lot of people admire me for my excellent bowling skills and my strong teaching method. Ive trained hundreds of bowlers and taught them important life lessons. I get a lot of thank you notes that say so. I am a perfectionist through and through. Im also somewhat of an enigma being both extremely talented and lactose intolerant. Im a master of meditation. One day I hope to bend a spoon with my mind like that one guy did but he probably cant bowl as well as I can. Some might say I have the physique of a Greek god but I like to think Im a lot more flexible. Pilates. See for yourself at the community center pool. Ladies only. Im a gourmet cook and make a spaghetti sauce out of real tomatoes and flank steak. Once you get to know me Im a very passionate person which is very intimidating. Thats because I always try to be 7.3 times better than most people. I chose that multiplier because Im good at math and an amateur engineer. People look to me for answers because I always seem to have them. In my down time I work on expanding my vocabulary. One might say Im quite tenacious.

On a side note, I'd like to take this opporunity to let the everyone know that nothing comes between myself and the PBA. I have a borderline obsession for the sport of bowling and pros such as my former colleagues: Patrick Allen, Pete Weber and of course Tommy Jones, a synonym for awesome.

Music: REO Speedwagon, KISS, Styx, Def Leppard, The Fitness, Celine Dion. *MONSTER BALLADS!* Sadly, many of my favorite bands are no longer together, but I'm confident that most of them will get together for one last reunion tour, and you can bet I'll have front row tickets.

Movies: A League of Ordinary Gentlemen, Kingpin, Big Lebowski. I rented Bowling for Columbine, but there was no bowling in it. It should be illegal to do that. I also like 3 o'clock High, Weird Science, Better off Dead, pretty much any underdog 80s movie, and some of those art films.

TV: Sunday is the only day I allow myself to indulge in television. I watch the PBA competition in the morning on ESPN. It's my inspiration throughout the following week. I miss my friends.

Books: Guided Meditations, Bowling Alone, Complete handbook for Voice Training, Overcoming Self-Defeating Behavior, The Mystery of the Pegasus

Likes: Mayonnaise.

Dislikes: Scalding hot water.

Hobbies: Bowling, cars, chicks.

Vices: Bowling, cars, chicks.

Virtues: Patience.

Heroes: Patrick Allen, Brian Voss, Dick Weber, Norm Duke, my uncle Gary. Oh and This guy and all his friends

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Columbia 300 Classic!

Wednesday, December 13, 2006, 11:39 AM [General]

Ok bowling fans, here's the plan:

Call your friends and tell them to reserve Sunday December 17th for BOWLING! It's the Columbia 300 Classic and it's on LIVE on espn at 1:00pm (eastern time) That's a whopping 10:00am for us West Coast folks. Nothing completes a weekend like a relaxing sunday watching the pros do what you can't.

Be there or be square!

-Randy